important shit

Sunday, 10 February 2013

Day 250 Some Bad Jokes





1) Money is like a carrot on a stick

2) Cheap food is expensive

3) Expensive food is cheap

4) Professional Sports is a form of religious entertainment

5) Poverty

6) Homelessness

7) Depression

8) Suicide

9) Bullying

10) War

11) Cost of War

12) Politicians

13) United Nations

14) Universal Declaration of Human Rights

15) Health Care

16) Santa Clause and Christmas

17) Easter Bunny and Easter

18) Trick or Treating and Halloween

19) Education System

20) what it means to be 'scholarly'

21) NASA

22) CIA

23) Terrorism

24) Murder

25) Bad Genetics

26) Birth Defects

27) Debt

28) Legal System and White Collar Crime

29) Rich vs Poor

30) Slavery

31) Hate Speech

32) Sweat Shops

33) Bailing out Banks to save Economy

34) Global Warming

35) Consumerism

36) Paparazi

37) Celebrity Gossip

38) Celebrities

39) Popular Music

40) Advertising

41) Focusing on the Positive in a Negative World

42) Ignorance

43) Self Righteousness

44) Masturbation

45) Porn

46) Pyschiatry

47) Psychology

48) Western Medicine Practices

49) National Anthems

50) Fear


No comments:

Post a Comment